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Edited By TwoLines
As you see- I'm half way through this ordeal. What have I learned? Well, it's ovious now to me that the standards in homebrew gaming have risen. Xbox360 homebrew titles- dreadful they may be- are so much better then this crap, I'm amazed. Well, without further ado, it's the "Remember? Net Yaroze! half-way-there special extravaganza"!
And JUST for this occasion:
#34
"Net Yaroze Intro"
#35
"Bendy Demo"
It's a tech demo, where you're looking at a crazy image, that shifts left and right. Yup, I've got nothing.
#36
"3D Breakout Game"
Finaly, a game! Oh.. oh.. ohhh no. It's hard to express how bad this game really is, so.. there:
You're ruining my 4/8 special extravaganza, 3D Breakout! Get the hell out of here! Git!
#37
"Car Racing"
Oh, what a great name. I just wish it was more representative of the game. Guess what, there's no collision detection system. Again. It's the second f*cking racing game without a collision detection system. how is that even possible? This game is even worse, it's 2d! I think it's possible to make a 2d game, that is capable of determining whether you hit an another car! Is that REALLY so difficult? Who made this game? Why did he make it? It has no point either. Or maybe it does, but I had no idea where to go, and there's nothing on the screen telling me how many laps am I suppose to do, or have done. It's pointless, it's bad, it's ugly. So there you go, Car Racing, a game which is bad and unfinished enough to have the same name as it's genre. Hey, I'll name my game "Third Person Perspective"! I'll name my game "Adventure Game" (previously on "Remember? Net Yaroze!"...)! Hey, I'll name my game "Action Game"! ... Massive.. Action.. G.. Hmm..
#38
"Clone"
Oh, yeah. now we're getting somewhere. I'm a big fan of old FPP shooters. Wolfenstein, Doom, Duke Nukem- awesome games. So how about "Clone"? Well, I'll tell you something about Clone. Or better yet, I'll show you:
#39
"3D Demo"
It's a tech demo. Again. Nothing to say about this one.
#40
"Feedback Demo"
Another one. Seriously? Guys, come on! Part 4/8 is suppose to be eventfull!
#41
"Flag Demo"
Oh My God. This is.. torture. Another tech demotherf*ckingsh*t!
#42
"Manic X"
Yes, a game! A real game! And a good one, too! It's a Pac Man clone. Nothing too fancy, but it's well done, and the visuals are pretty good. When you die you even hear the classic Pac Man sound, which is a nice touch. Really, this game saved my gamepad today, another sh*tty tech demo, and I'd throw the controller through the f*cking window! So anyhow, a Pac Man clone. One of the better ones. And that's all there is too it.
#43
"Snave"
A bad shooter. You fly through an endless corridor, shooting badly designed enemies, and collecting weird anime girl pictures. Yeap, blowing apart space ships and collecting manga, is a match made in heaven. The controlls are awkward, the graphics are terrible, the music's pretty bad, and.. yeah, that's the whole game. Yuck.
#44
"Sound 2 Light"
A sucky visualizer, you swap CD's, play the music, and viola! Pretty lights appear!
f*ck, this is the last title I review in "Remember? Net Yaroze! half-way-there special extravaganza"? Well.. this is kinda.. anticlimactic..
...
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So.. yeah. See you next time.
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#1 Edited By TwoLines
As you see- I'm half way through this ordeal. What have I learned? Well, it's ovious now to me that the standards in homebrew gaming have risen. Xbox360 homebrew titles- dreadful they may be- are so much better then this crap, I'm amazed. Well, without further ado, it's the "Remember? Net Yaroze! half-way-there special extravaganza"!
And JUST for this occasion:
#34
"Net Yaroze Intro"
#35
"Bendy Demo"
It's a tech demo, where you're looking at a crazy image, that shifts left and right. Yup, I've got nothing.
#36
"3D Breakout Game"
Finaly, a game! Oh.. oh.. ohhh no. It's hard to express how bad this game really is, so.. there:
You're ruining my 4/8 special extravaganza, 3D Breakout! Get the hell out of here! Git!
#37
"Car Racing"
Oh, what a great name. I just wish it was more representative of the game. Guess what, there's no collision detection system. Again. It's the second f*cking racing game without a collision detection system. how is that even possible? This game is even worse, it's 2d! I think it's possible to make a 2d game, that is capable of determining whether you hit an another car! Is that REALLY so difficult? Who made this game? Why did he make it? It has no point either. Or maybe it does, but I had no idea where to go, and there's nothing on the screen telling me how many laps am I suppose to do, or have done. It's pointless, it's bad, it's ugly. So there you go, Car Racing, a game which is bad and unfinished enough to have the same name as it's genre. Hey, I'll name my game "Third Person Perspective"! I'll name my game "Adventure Game" (previously on "Remember? Net Yaroze!"...)! Hey, I'll name my game "Action Game"! ... Massive.. Action.. G.. Hmm..
#38
"Clone"
Oh, yeah. now we're getting somewhere. I'm a big fan of old FPP shooters. Wolfenstein, Doom, Duke Nukem- awesome games. So how about "Clone"? Well, I'll tell you something about Clone. Or better yet, I'll show you:
#39
"3D Demo"
It's a tech demo. Again. Nothing to say about this one.
#40
"Feedback Demo"
Another one. Seriously? Guys, come on! Part 4/8 is suppose to be eventfull!
#41
"Flag Demo"
Oh My God. This is.. torture. Another tech demotherf*ckingsh*t!
#42
"Manic X"
Yes, a game! A real game! And a good one, too! It's a Pac Man clone. Nothing too fancy, but it's well done, and the visuals are pretty good. When you die you even hear the classic Pac Man sound, which is a nice touch. Really, this game saved my gamepad today, another sh*tty tech demo, and I'd throw the controller through the f*cking window! So anyhow, a Pac Man clone. One of the better ones. And that's all there is too it.
#43
"Snave"
A bad shooter. You fly through an endless corridor, shooting badly designed enemies, and collecting weird anime girl pictures. Yeap, blowing apart space ships and collecting manga, is a match made in heaven. The controlls are awkward, the graphics are terrible, the music's pretty bad, and.. yeah, that's the whole game. Yuck.
#44
"Sound 2 Light"
A sucky visualizer, you swap CD's, play the music, and viola! Pretty lights appear!
f*ck, this is the last title I review in "Remember? Net Yaroze! half-way-there special extravaganza"? Well.. this is kinda.. anticlimactic..
...
...
...
So.. yeah. See you next time.
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#2 Edited By Soap
As bad as all this stuff is, the image of the enemy from clone is burned into my mind forever, I remember looking at the pictures of the black ps1 all those years ago and wanting one so badly thinking that I could build my own games.... how times have changed, but the dream still stays the same :P
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#3 Edited By TwoLines
" As bad as all this stuff is, the image of the enemy from clone is burned into my mind forever, I remember looking at the pictures of the black ps1 all those years ago and wanting one so badly thinking that I could build my own games.... how times have changed, but the dream still stays the same :P "I'm sure that guy had a lot of fun making that game. That was the whole point of Net Yaroze, really. It wasn't as much about the games, as it was about making them, that's why NY games such as Bom! Made their way onto Sony official demo discs.
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#4 Edited By psyborg0815
They don't look THAT bad for a bunch of old homebrew games. 1000x better than the sh*t I'm able to program.
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#5 Edited By TwoLines
" They don't look THAT bad for a bunch of old homebrew games. 1000x better than the sh*t I'm able to program. "I don't know man..
Yeah, some of them are pretty advanced, but that 2d racing game.. ugh..
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#6 Edited By buzz_clik
Yeah, Clone's pretty tatty, but I think it's okay as a tech demo for stuff that could be made prettier in the right hands. Also, if I remember correctly, it's only 3 or 4 levels long.
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